April 1, 2008

April Fool’s Spotlight

Written by Mark of MeAndMyDrum | Subscribe to MAMD

It has been WAY too long since I’ve posted here. So I thought I’d get back into the swing of things by posting a collection of April Fool’s jokes that have made their way to the Web today.

I must admit that ever since I saw last year’s April Fool’s jokes by Google, April 1st couldn’t get here fast enough for me so that I could try my hand at a little fun.

Here are just a few that I’ve come across. If you’ve found some, don’t be shy and post them in the comments.

MeAndMyDrum - Google Announces The G-String iPhone Accessory
Darn Good Reviews - Frog Soap That Washes Away Fat?
Google - Virgle: The Adventure of Many Lifetimes
Garry Conn dot com - I Got Banned From Google Adsense!
Chris Pirillo - Chris Pirillo Gets In Fight With Wife and Quits His Job
Google - Gmail Custom Time
John Chow - John Chow Cola - The Official Blogger Drink
Freelance Writing Gigs - Men with Pens Expands with Freelance Writing Gigs

August 29, 2007

Germ of an idea for a How To… blog

A while ago, Matt gave me an idea to broaden my blogging horizons - he suggested I start another blog! I set to thinking about a topic I would enjoy writing about day in, day out, in a niche that I know well to the point of being an authority. After dismissing the idea of a How To Make Money Blog, I went back to my roots. Would anyone undertaking a home decorating project be interested in a How To… blog written by a master painter with a modicum of humor? Who knows, but I aim to find out.

Rather than launch myself into it feet first, I have decided to test the water and post a sample article. I think it could do with some images, but for now, what do you think to the following. Worth pursuing, or re-think?

10 tips for using a paint roller without getting more paint on you than on the wall.

Before I launch into the list of tips, rest assured you are reading the words of a real painter who actually went to college for 4 years to learn the basics of the trade. Unlike most painters who learn at the School of Experience, I was taught the principles as well as the mechanics of painting. I hope that subtlety shines through in the following list.

1 - Wear a hat, unless you want to end up looking like Richard Gere.

2 - Wear coveralls, unless you have more money than sense. If you are so loaded you can afford to ruin your best clothes with latex paint, why not employ a professional painter and save yourself a trip to the clothes store.

3 - Cover the floor and furniture with plastic sheets. As in tip 2, if you have so much cash that you don’t mind wrecking expensive couches and rugs with $10 paint spots, use the money to employ a professional painter.

4 - Place your roller tray on a sheet of cardboard. You will be able to work faster because you won’t be preoccupied with paint dripping off the tray onto the plastic sheeting (or carpet, if you are lazy). You can also keep the tin of paint right next to your roller tray, which means you can drag the whole lot around very easily and don’t waste time walking back and forth keeping the tray filled with paint.

5 - Always use a roller pole. Trust me, it is easier, faster and gives a better finish. Extendable poles that start life at about 3 foot and extend to 10 are the most useful. Obviously, don’t be afraid to take the roller off a pole if you are getting wedged in a tight spot!

6 - Use the appropriate roller sleeve for the surface and the paint you are using. The smoother the surface or the shinier the paint, the shorter the nap or pile you need to use. Rather than give an exhaustive list, the simplest way to choose the correct sleeve is ask the guy in the paint store, or if you are in Home Depot, read the labels.

7 - Trim the ends of a new roller sleeve with a pair of scissors so you get rid of the long nap AND WASH IT UNDER A TAP TO GET RID OF FLUFF. This tip from SCH is one I never came across before in 18 years of working, but it makes sense. (Basically, under use, a sleeve wears out at the ends first, and it isn’t unusual to see pros using what you might consider to be a half bald roller sleeve. They are happy painters, though, because the knackered looking rollers don’t leave lines like a new fluffy one.)

8 - Pour the paint out the back of the can - ie away from the label that tells you the color and type of paint. Also, wipe the excess paint off the rim using your brush. There is nothing worse than replacing the lid, standing on it to wedge it tight, and then walking off with paint on the sole of your shoe! Do not ignore this tip, even if you know you will definitely use all the paint from the tin in one session.

9 - When filling the tray, pour from a few inches high, not a few feet. Splatterville is not a good place to work. Also, very important, don’t let the paint flood the well of the tray and spill onto the section where you charge the roller.

10 - Take a breather. Now you have the room, you, a roller sleeve and a roller tray prepared for painting. But don’t even think about rolling anything until you have a) read the next round of tips on rolling, and b) painted around all the edges of your first wall with a paint brush!

You heard it first. Opinions welcome.

July 10, 2007

Everything’s Under Construction

construction.gifAdmit it you have been making a website, got bored, thought “sod it, I’ll come back to it” and thrown an image like the one to the right. Why? Is it because that coding HTML is as backbreaking as manual labour, or you feel the need to throw something up before it was ready, and think “at least it’s getting spidered”.

That’s very true, but the icon to the right is got as much to do with website design as Paris Hilton has with NASA. It’s just the look screams to potential readers “We design websites like it’s 1996″.

Or maybe, more likely, is that nothing online is ever finished. Take my blog (yes, I had to get a plug in somewhere), recently I launched a new site design which, despite achieving wasn’t quite there. It took a comment from a brave girl (she was brave, she criticized) called Celeste to put the finger on what was troubling me.

It was too busy.

Yes! That was it! Fantastic. I spent a few hours therefore this evening going through the template, stretching out the content and tidying up the god awful comment box. Now I am content, and I can get on with blogging.

Of course, if you spot anything on your travels, please do. Like I would with yourself. Therefore, we won’t need to wait with baited breath for your new site whilst a man shovels away at an endless pile of rubble.

Rhys Wynne is a 5 year blogger, 10 year web designer, and regularly wolf-whistles at attractive ladies whilst coding HTML. You can read more from him at The Gospel According To Rhys, or even talk to him on his forum.

June 2, 2007

All We Have Is Now

Click to go to Mike's Money Making MissionA few rambling thoughts on life …

All we have is now. The measure of our peace of mind, and the measure of our personal effectiveness, are determined by how much we are able to live in the present moment. Regardless of what happened yesterday and what might happen tomorrow now is where we are. From this point of view, the key to happiness and contentment must be focusing on the present moment.

One of the beautiful things about children is that they absorb themselves fully in the present moment. They manage to stay completely involved in whatever they are doing, whether it’s watching a beetle, drawing a picture, building a sandcastle or whatever they choose to devote their energies to.

As we become adults many of us learn the art of worrying about several things at once. We can allow problems and future concerns to crowd into our present so that we become miserable and ineffective.

We also learn to postpone our pleasures and our happiness, often developing a notion that sometime in the future everything will be much better than now.

The High School student thinks, “When I’m out of school and don’t have to do what I’m told, everything will be great!”

He leaves school and suddenly recognises that he won’t be happy until he has left home.Â

He leaves hope, starts University and soon decides, “When I have got my degree, then I’ll be really happy!” Eventually he gets his degree at which time he feels that he can’t be happy until he has a job.

He gains employment and has to start at the bottom of the heap. You’ve guessed it. He can’t be happy yet.

As the years roll by he postpones his happiness and peace of mind until he gets married, starts buying a home, gets a better job, starts his family, gets the kids out of school, retires … and then he dies before he allows himself to be blissfully happy. All his present moments were spent planning for a wonderful future which never arrived.

Living in the now is about expanding our awareness to make the current moment more delicious. Each of us has the choice, moment by moment, as to whether we really want to live and allow ourselves to be touched and affected.

Whenever we are living in the present moment we drive fear away from our mind. Essentially fear is the concern over events which might happen sometime in the future. This concern can be paralyzing to the point where we find it impossible to do anything constructive.

We are, however, only open to intense fear when we are being inactive. The minute we start to take action and actually do something our fear subsides.

Living in the now is about about taking action, without fear of the consequences. It is about putting in our effort for the sake of involvement, without worry as to whether we will get our just rewards.

Time doesn’t really exist, except as an abstract concept in our head. The present moment is the only time we have.

 It’s up to us to make something of the moment.

Good luck,
Mike.
Mike’s Money Making Mission

May 21, 2007

FWW Spotlight #1

Today begins a new series for Family WebWatch Blog: The FWW Spotlight. I’ll be highlighting online services, products and sites that are geared toward online protection, increased productivity, and family entertainment. If I find it useful for families, then I’ll pass it along.

Kephyr: Among the variety of offerings this site has, the one that I’ll be highlighting here is their file database. Ever wonder what those files are running in the background and if they should be? You can run a search in their database that currently has 13,400+ files to find out more about them.

Plaxo: I use this everyday. I have over 3,300 contacts in my Outlook database and I would literally pass out if I ever lost them. Plaxo gives me the peace of mind I need. Additionally, Plaxo makes synchronizing them between my office and home computers easy. If I update a contact on one, it automatically syncs up to my online account, and then syncs with my office computer. It does the same thing for calendar events, tasks and notes, too.

Common Sense Media: What a great tool to add to the parent toolbox. This site covers TV and movie reviews, parenting tips, and more of what a family needs to be aware of.

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May 17, 2007

Coder? Blogger? Then You Need Firebug

Firebug add-on for FirefoxAdvanced programmers and casual bloggers alike can benefit from Firebug. An extension for Firefox, Firebug enables you to tweak code without actually committing the changes until you’re happy with it. You can even use it on other web sites.

While you’re viewing any web page you can activate Firebug to display its screen. On this screen you can view the HTML, CSS and scripts of the page you’re looking at.

Want to change the color scheme? No problem. Just enter the new values and you see the changes immediately. Changing text, placement, padding and more is done by simply changing the values. It’s important to note that you’re not actually changing the files on the website; you’re just viewing the cached files that you have on your computer.

Feeling mischievous? Well, you could go to a website and change the subject matter to, say, your friend. Hide the Firebug window to display the site as it would normally appear and, assuming that your friend is present, ask your friend how they got in the news.

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May 7, 2007

Photo Blog Project: Submit Your Sites

Brian Auer over at Epic Edits Weblog has come up with a neat little project for us photo-bloggers to get the word out about our sites…

“I propose we do a little blog project that will allow everyone to share their sites with the other readers. Nothing major “ I just want to get a roundup of all your sites and post them here with a link and a description for all the other readers to see. Plus I’d like to add your sites to my arsenal of feeds that I digest every day.”

Brian emailed everyone the list in html in the hopes that everyone would publish it as well. This WAS NOT a requirement to be listed.

At the deadline, 59 people had submitted sites, and it looks like most of them republished the list as well.

If your into photography, have a look at the list here.

If you happen to have a photo blog, go persuade Brian to do it again…

April 17, 2007

Practical Philosophy

We tend to think of philosophy as something that belongs in a library, but it is possible to put philosophical ideas to work to enhance our everyday lives: to make us feel happy and fulfilled. This is what the course in Practical Philosophy for Everyday Living is all about. To find out more about it, see the latest post at The Secret Of Life.


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