Dec 16 2006
Round up of Crypt Hunter
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Over at Crypt Hunter Memphis has been giving advice on how to lose a tail at the train station and giving training tips on Dealing with Quicksand and Anacondas!
Also he’s been drawing inspiration from the film the Goonies!
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Here’s an excerpt of one of the recent posts:
KILLER BEES
Nothing gets your attention quicker than a title like that!
Killer Bees – the reason why I’ve been away from the blog for the last couple of days is that I’ve been besieged by killer bees no doubt set upon me by the Bowler Hat Brigade. How they managed to convince the killer bees I was an appropriate target I don’t know. Maybe they gave them little teeny tiny bowler hats and shares in BHB Inc with options to sell after…. look it matters not. Matters not? What type of language is that? They’ve got me all flustered.Let me paint the picture for you. There I was in the sandbox in the backyard practising uncovering ancient treasures and maybe making the odd sandcastle. When I heard the buzzing around my head. Killer Bees!!! I yelped because if you’re going to be fearful of something it may as well be Killer Bees. Sure you could be scared of the Easter Island statues coming to life at night and peeking through your bedroom window while you try to sleep but believe me that’s a whole other kettle of fish that you really don’t want to deal with right now.
Sweet god now I’m thinking about those bloody statues again! Like I need something else to worry about.
Anyway back to the original problem. The Killer Bee landed on my leg but before it could sting me I very calmly brushed it off and ran into the house leaving my poor dog to deal with the bee…
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